EFF YEAH BEARS

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April 2011

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#bears
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#bear #grizzly bear
What would happen if a bear had sex with a dragon? would that create like a super creature (basically resulting in a fire breathing bear with wings)?

Well friend, nothing, because dragons aren’t real.

But you know what yes, I will indulge you here for a minute. Suppose you had a dragon and a bear that both found each other mutually attractive and decided to mate for whatever reason (granted that they somehow can sexually reproduce)

and they have their baby

And that little bear-dragon (or dragon-bear) would be the ultimate terror for the medieval human, and for treasure hunters everywhere. Well basically any living thing really.

Caves would become very frightening.

But don’t worry, it won’t happen.

- The Bear

Apr 17, 20113 notes
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could megaman beat a bear in a fight any kind of fight really competition whatever

Well the bro does have an arm canon so that is a huge advantage.

Dude doesn’t seem to be very good at killing organic things though, so maybe if he was fighting a robot bear. But then he’s really great at fighting robots so it’d have to be

A Cyborg Bear. 

See a robot is completely mechanical, where as a Cyborg is a cross between the organic and the mechanic. There is no way that Megaman could beat a Cyborg Bear.

Note: An android is then defined as a robot that is designed to perfectly resemble an organic being.

- The Bear.

Apr 17, 20114 notes
WE DIDN'T REALIZE WE FORGOT TO TURN OUR ASK BACK ON AFTER THE SPAMBOTS STOPPED HARASSING IT. SO HERE YOU GO. → fybears.tumblr.com


So now you can ask a Bear.

He’s not cheap so you better ask good questions okay Management can’t afford to pay a bear, seeing as how we make no money and this is a volunteer based blog anyways.

In an effort to cut costs we remind you that you can submit submit submit submit submit.

And no, it is not illegal to employ bears. I dare you to tell a bear that he’s not allowed to work. I dare you.

Apr 17, 20112 notes
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#i am a bear #submission
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#bears are awesome #all hail the glorious bear overlords #bears are my master #i am a bear #submission
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#bears are awesome #all hail the glorious bear overlords #bears are my master #i am a bear #submission
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#bears are awesome #submission
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