April 2011
33 posts
Well friend, nothing, because dragons aren’t real.
But you know what yes, I will indulge you here for a minute. Suppose you had a dragon and a bear that both found each other mutually attractive and decided to mate for whatever reason (granted that they somehow can sexually reproduce)
and they have their baby
And that little bear-dragon (or dragon-bear) would be the ultimate terror for the medieval human, and for treasure hunters everywhere. Well basically any living thing really.
Caves would become very frightening.
But don’t worry, it won’t happen.
- The Bear
Well the bro does have an arm canon so that is a huge advantage.
Dude doesn’t seem to be very good at killing organic things though, so maybe if he was fighting a robot bear. But then he’s really great at fighting robots so it’d have to be
A Cyborg Bear.
See a robot is completely mechanical, where as a Cyborg is a cross between the organic and the mechanic. There is no way that Megaman could beat a Cyborg Bear.
Note: An android is then defined as a robot that is designed to perfectly resemble an organic being.
- The Bear.
So now you can ask a Bear.
He’s not cheap so you better ask good questions okay Management can’t afford to pay a bear, seeing as how we make no money and this is a volunteer based blog anyways.
In an effort to cut costs we remind you that you can submit submit submit submit submit.
And no, it is not illegal to employ bears. I dare you to tell a bear that he’s not allowed to work. I dare you.